The monkey made me do it

Pure Cheese

This is in homage to my friend Scott, who is the only person I know (thankfully) to tell these variations:

THE ORIGINAL

-Knock knock.
-Who's there?
-Interrupting Cow.
-Interrupting Cow Wh...
-MOO!

NEW VERSIONS

French Interrupting Cow. (punchline: MIEU!)

Cowboy Interrupting Cow. (MOO-HAW!)

Greek Interrupting Cow. (MU.)

Stuttering Interrupting Cow. (M-M-M-M.... aww, never mind)

Confused Interrupting Cow. (BAA!)

Mute Interrupting Cow. (...)

Insulting Interrupting Cow (MOO-ron)

Late/Early Interrupting Cow (still "MOO" but all in the timing)

Spanish Interrupting Cow (EL MOO-O!)

Valley Girl Interrupting Cow (Like, MOO)

Bitter/Sad/Angry Interrupting Cow ("MOO" with attitude)

Underwater Interrupting Cow (blub blub blub)

Yodeling Interrupting Cow (MOO-DE-LAY-EEEEEEEEE! Try this at work)

Constipated Interrupting Cow (Mmmmmmm...)

Dyslexic Interrupting Cow (OOM!)

Disinterested Interrupting Cow (walk away)

Cheerleader Interrupting Cow (Gimme an M! Gimme an O! Gimme another O! What's that spell?!)

Unneccessarily Violent Interrupting Cow (Smack on head)

Easily Distracted Interrupting Cow (M - hey look, something shiny)

(I do have to admit, the most fun for me is being able to say "knock knock" "who's there" "easilydistractedinterruptingcow" and making them say "easilydistractedinterruptingcow who?". 'Cause they sound funny. hee. At that point, the punch line is just icing on the cake)

posted by LadyJay @ 10:33 AM