The monkey made me do it

The Secret Lives of Coffee Cups

So I'm sitting in the morning meeting, listening to a man drone on and on and on about how chemistry safety is kind of like Kosher meat preparation (not as interesting a topic as it sounds, at least the way he presented it), and staring at my coworker's gaudy coffee cup that features a long, graceful giraffe neck stuck off the side and cuved down to make a handle. It is staring at me in return. I decide it is waiting for me to look away so it can do one of the following:

posted by LadyJay @ 4:21 PM