I WANT TO SEE SOME STUMPS!
----------------- Original Message -----------------From: Steve
To: Janelle
Date: May 22, 2005 6:00 PM
I read your profile and your blogs. I have always wanted to meet someone who is schizophrenic. I find it very sexy. Please check out my profile and then get in touch if you find it interesting. Thanks.
Steve
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Janelle
To: Steve
Date: May 23, 2005 3:16 PM
I've always wanted to meet an amputee, care to cut something off? I would find that incredibly sexy.
But then again, I'm crazy.
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Steve
To: Janelle
Date: May 23, 2005 4:48 PM
Well you are in luck, I just so happen to be an amputee. We must be made for each other, imagine the odds of you being attracted to amputees and me being and amputee, and me being attracted to crazy women and you being crazy! I think we should meet some time and see if the magic is real. Why don't you pick a Starbucks in your area and let me know the address and time and I'll be there. I look forward to meeting you. I'll talk to you soon.
Steve
p.s. I can prove that I am an amputee, can you prove that you're crazy?
----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Janelle
To: Steve
Date: May 24, 2005 11:01 AM
Being that the decision has already been made about my relative sanity or lack thereof, I believe that the burden of proof (of amputee-nity) rests squarely on your shoulders. Unless they are what was amputated, in which case you'll have to find some other body part to rest your burden.
In other words, no stump pic no overpriced burnt coffee byproducts.
posted by LadyJay @ 11:03 AM
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