The monkey made me do it

Wednesday, June 01, 2005

What are the odds?

Dammit, now I have to talk to the guy.
Though in the grand scheme of amputations, this one is pretty weak. Didn't even make it past the first toe knuckle, though he gets bonus points for having a tweaked hammer toe as a result.

posted by LadyJay @ 10:42 AM

Jay is just a little bit off the deep end, gets easily distracted, and has legs that go up to there. She has yet to figure out where 'there' is. She also has a monkey and a rooster who are dogs.

Amusing People (that I do not know)

• Eugene Mirman

• Demetri Martin

• DrunkasaurusRex

• The Xanax Files (SwellGirlChicago)

• The Bunny

• Jake (who I actually DO know)

Amusing Things

• Quantz (oh, just click on it)

• Jaws reenacted by bunnies

• In Passing

• Lil' Guns 'n' Roses

• Archie McPhee

• The Onion

• McSweeney's Internet Tendency

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