The monkey made me do it

This makes me giggle SO HARD

So today I was shopping a Shake Table for our "mad scientist" exhibit, so that kids could test how things react during an earthquake. You know, little buildings or bridges or hamsters or their sister. I contacted a company that does large-scale shaking things for train cars and giant bins since they also had some smaller options, and this is what they wrote back:

Michelle (not my name, btw, though she quotes my correct info at the bottom of her letter),
Thank you for requesting information about NAVCO products and capabilities via the literature Request form on our web site. Attached you will find literature outlining features and associated benefits of NAVCO equipment as you requested. After reviewing this literature, please contact NAVCO sales at (800)231-0164 ext.118, so that we may discuss your particular application in detail and provide a quote for the right vibrator for your application.

As a manufacturer of Vibratory Equipment, NAVCO has been providing solutions to some of industry's most difficult material handling problems for over forty years. Using applied vibration theory and a scientific systems approach, NAVCO Application Engineers offer our unique "Bin Map Solution" which will assure complete and positive material flow from your vessel.

We don't just sell vibrators (emphasis hers), we work with you to provide complete material flow solutions for your unique applications. And we have other vibratory equipment too, not just vibrators.

Thanks again for your interest in NAVCO products. We look forward to working with you in the near future.


Cordially,


Tiffany Cady-Moore
Marketing Coordinator
NAVCO
tiffany@navco-jvi.com
(800)231-0164 ext.122

posted by LadyJay @ 12:53 PM