CLPA #2
An Attractive Man is the Most Compelling Thing in the Universe - - 27Nice start, eh? Properly spelled, confident, promising much… until you scroll down the page and realize that he ripped the title off from another guy’s post about how “An Attractive Woman is the Most Compelling Thing in the Universe”. Trying to decide which one is more compelling. Will get back to you.
Hay Laidies Hot guy looking for a great girl in the Seattle area, to have out with,Sorry Laidies i dont like Smokers,
Now we experience the man’s true voice! He’s hot! He wants to have out! He doesn’t like capitalized smokers! No word on lower case, or what exactly he means by having out. My guess is that he’s tipped his hand by spelling “Ladies” as “LAIDies”. Huh huh. Get it? LAID.
I enjoy moon light walks on the Beach and going hiching,Loves the out Doors,
He loves beaches! Hiching! Doors! Commas! Improper capitalization! This makes me think: What dating options do women have if they don’t like moonlit walks on the beach? Almost every ad throws that in, and it’s tossed around like some sort of extra-special bonus advanced dating activity. What if she’s afraid of sand? What if she only really likes walking the beach at dawn? What if she’s watched JAWS too many times and gets panic attacks if less than 100 feet from the ocean? That poor, poor woman. Hopefully she still likes hiching, then she might have a chance.
I got Sexey Deep Hazel Green Eyes that you will Like,I got a vary good Additude,. i have more pics but need to upLoade them
He already knows deep down that you will like his eyes. No, you WILL like his eyes! You have no power to resist, particularly after viewing his pics – sorry, cannot contain the snicker any longer…
(The pic of this guy is a piece of work. Imagine a pale, glassy-eyed college student with hair spiked/gelled in every direction. He is standing, awkwardly cropped away from whomever his arm was previously embracing, in a random park and staring at something roughly 5 feet to the left of the photographer. The stare is somewhere between the line of bored and frightened, and his mouth is hanging ever so slightly open.)
posted by LadyJay @ 5:11 PM
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