The monkey made me do it

Humour

Yo mama so fat, when men get on top of her their ears pop
Yo mama so poor, she bounces food stamps
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Yo mama house so small, she put the key in the door and stabbed three people
Yo mama so old, she still owe Moses a dollar
Yo mama so stupid, she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice carton because it said "concentrate"
Yo mama so fat, she measured 36-24-36 and that was just her left arm
Yo mama house so small, she walked in, tripped on the doorstep, and fell off the back porch
Yo mama so fat, she gets runs in her Levis
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to drown herself in a carpool
Yo mama so hairy, when you born you almost died of rugburn
Yo mama so fat, when you born they had to send a search party to find you
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Grape Nuts was an STD
Yo mama so fat, when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips
Yo mama so old, someone told her act her age and so she died
Yo mama so nasty, she got more clap than an auditorium
Yo mama so fat, she deep fries her toothpaste
Yo mama house so small, she have to eat a large pizza outside
Yo mama so fat, she spits butter
Yo mama so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her
Yo mama so cheap, instead of a fire alarm she hung Jiffy Pop from the ceiling
Yo mama so fat, on Halloween she say "trick or meatloaf!"
Yo mama so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person
Yo mama so old, she got an autographed Bible
Yo mama so fat, she uses diet soap
Yo mama so fat, she freebases ham
Yo mama so fat, when she wear her Malcolm X shirt, helicopters land on her
Yo mama so old, when she was born the Dead Sea was just getting sick
Yo mama so fat, SHE demoted Pluto's planet status

posted by LadyJay @ 12:55 PM