Comparison
Ways in which I am a total guy:* Like to burp
* Get excited about building things
* Love motorcycles and going fast
* Know a lot about woodworking
* Get excited to go outdoors, and particularly on long backpacking trips where I know there will be no showers but definitely blisters
* Don't like wearing jewelry
* Have a hairstyle that requires minimal fussing in the mornings
* Love Jack Daniels
* Have worn clothes to work that were stuck together with double-sided tape
* Can lift heavy things
* Can start a campfire with one match
* Don't freak out in stressful/critical situations
* Like shooting guns at targets (non-living)
* Love drafting and figuring out construction techniques
* Favorite pants are of the "sweat" variety (okay, they're yoga pants but since they're basically sweatpants without leg elastic I like to call 'em as I see 'em)
* Cry about once a year
* Have a seperate storage closet just for camping and outdoors gear, and yet it still has exploded all through my house.
Ways in which I am a total girl:
* Feel a little off if toes are exposed without featuring toenail polish
* Tend to clap and squeal when really excited
* Have no interest in spectator sports
* Own 10+ pairs of high heels (all have different purposes, I swear)
* Don't like beer
* Have a million pet names for my dogs (most recently = Montigue and Roomba)
* Can tell minute differences between colors and get upset/disturbed when combinations are bad
* Love dancing
* Wear lipstick or lipgloss often (hey, it's winter and lips are dry)
* Haven't bought winter boots because none I've found have been cute enough yet
* Recently did a Goodwill scan through my closets and came up with five grocery bags' worth of clothing
* Am using two closets for my clothes
* Can sing much of ABBA's repertoire (multiple parts)
* Have been recruited by drag queens because of my mad make-uppin' skills. Can apply foundation even over stubble.
* Actually think he's going to call when he says he's going to call
* Actually think he's going to back off/respect my boundaries/not grope me when he says he's going to back off/respect my boundaries/not grope me
* Love to go for walks in the park just to see how the foliage has been changing. Wait - that might be guys too... while I'm walking in the park watching the trees I often also have the urge to sing "Super Trooper" and complete the idyllic landscape.
posted by LadyJay @ 11:37 AM
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